Gym teachers when you ask them why you have to run ten laps when your friends are throwing up and trying not to pass out

How many times do we have to explain this... one little dose of radiation from an X-ray won't do anything to you. If you're an X-ray tech, however, and you do 30 a day, you're putting yourself at risk for way more exposure to radiation. Thus the reason they yeet out of the room.

Each frame is a new and more powerful gut punch

American is best tho. Here's why:
0°C: extremely cold, you're dead
100°C: skin-meltingly hot, you're dead
OR
0°F: pretty cold but you'll be ok
100°F: pretty hot but you'll also be ok

Looks like a stuffed animal but ok

I hate objectifying women but damn I would respect the hell out of her.

I'm gonna save this 4 times so I never lose it

That's usually how I sleep after doing nothing all day

So cool.

The fourth of June. Doesn't rhyme dude

O Green World *crow screams intensify*

Wow, that took me almost 10 minutes!

As the oldest, I have suffered so many indignities and double standards that my siblings never faced. Life ain't fair.

I love Dwight

1. Run

Great timing with the Jeffrey Epstein "suicide"

In case anyone does know, it's the Statue of David.

The solution is to find another person equally as unstable as you and bam! neither one of you is unstable. Because a negative times a negative is a positive. Science.