It might be fun for some people but for others, especially people planning to drink in excess, this could easily cause alcohol poisoning and death.

Summer is leaving actually but alright

This is so stupid but always makes me laugh

I wish I had a boyfriend... or a girlfriend... or somebody

I wish people would stop saying things like this as if we, as Americans, actually ENJOY seeing innocents slaughtered en masse. It sounds bad to you people in the rest of the world, but it's a constant terror for us, a constant fear that hangs over our heads every time we leave our homes. It's really not funny. It's horrible. Stop lumping us in with the selfish idiots who think anyone and their grandpa should have access to military grade assault rifles. We hate it, too. Probably more than you do. Because while it's a distant thought for all of you, it's a hellish reality for us.

Oh yes they can.

Impossible

Then she'd poke the holes so I can breathe...

I wonder if they know they're internet famous

Know your place, TRASH

Sagging pants originated in prisons as a way for gay men to signal other gay men that they were sexually available. The more you know.

I don't wanna be rude but damn, no wonder so many Greeks and Romans were involved in gay relationships...

Early winter birthday. Too early to sled or ice skate, but too late to play outside. It still sucks.

It is AUGUST

Gym teachers when you ask them why you have to run ten laps when your friends are throwing up and trying not to pass out

How many times do we have to explain this... one little dose of radiation from an X-ray won't do anything to you. If you're an X-ray tech, however, and you do 30 a day, you're putting yourself at risk for way more exposure to radiation. Thus the reason they yeet out of the room.

Each frame is a new and more powerful gut punch

American is best tho. Here's why:
0°C: extremely cold, you're dead
100°C: skin-meltingly hot, you're dead
OR
0°F: pretty cold but you'll be ok
100°F: pretty hot but you'll also be ok

Looks like a stuffed animal but ok