sunflowers

sunflowers


I'm just here to make people happy!

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I'd just go back to sleep 11 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
I'd unplug the life support.
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Howling 14 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
A play in three acts
Absolutely not me 1 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
I mean, she told you to stop.
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Thumb rule 3 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
*does the splits*
Very sexual 1 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
Can't relate because I respect everybody
Global warming to look forward to 11 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
Start doing things I want instead of things I feel I have to do. Drop out of school and live in a van. Buy a big house and live in it with all my good friends. Jump into things with both feet. Do what I want. Make people happy. Make myself happy. Accept myself for who I am and who I will die as. Cherish life, and even death.
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This is so sad. Alexa play Despacito 23 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
I was almost drowned as a child as well, at summer camp. For some reason, there was no lifeguard on duty, and I was seeing grey shapes in the sides of my eyes until finally a counselor saw and yanked me out of the water. A much older boy had jumped on my back from the side of the pool and pushed me as far underwater as he could. Later he claimed that he "didn't mean to." He was 12. I was 6. He definitely meant to.
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Cheers to the weekend! 3 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
It might be fun for some people but for others, especially people planning to drink in excess, this could easily cause alcohol poisoning and death.
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Summer is coming 1 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
Summer is leaving actually but alright
Not the regular pirate 3 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
I bet he feels dumb right now
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Bees trees seas 6 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
BEES TREES SEAS
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A wise move indeed 1 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
This is so stupid but always makes me laugh
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F**ken baby snacher 17 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
I wish I had a boyfriend... or a girlfriend... or somebody
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Bait mate 35 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
I wish people would stop saying things like this as if we, as Americans, actually ENJOY seeing innocents slaughtered en masse. It sounds bad to you people in the rest of the world, but it's a constant terror for us, a constant fear that hangs over our heads every time we leave our homes. It's really not funny. It's horrible. Stop lumping us in with the selfish idiots who think anyone and their grandpa should have access to military grade assault rifles. We hate it, too. Probably more than you do. Because while it's a distant thought for all of you, it's a hellish reality for us.
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A sequeal storm 1 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
Oh yes they can.
Holy trinity 3 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
Impossible
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The truth 9 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
Then she'd poke the holes so I can breathe...
She's alright 3 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
I wonder if they know they're internet famous
MemeLord 2 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
Know your place, TRASH
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A small reality check 8 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
Classic guest comment
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The title here 6 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
Ah, a fellow intellectual.
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Pull up de pants 5 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
Sagging pants originated in prisons as a way for gay men to signal other gay men that they were sexually available. The more you know.
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Haha, what a story mark 7 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
I don't wanna be rude but damn, no wonder so many Greeks and Romans were involved in gay relationships...
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Outstanding rant 3 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
Early winter birthday. Too early to sled or ice skate, but too late to play outside. It still sucks.
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This week in science 10 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
It is AUGUST
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