Dry af 5 comments
The Best Part of Waking Up.. Happy Cat Time 25 comments
Dry af 5 comments
sunflowers
· 5 years ago
"Being bisexual doubles your chances of having a date on a Friday night."
As much as I can't stand Woody Allen, it's a solid quote. And very true.
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As much as I can't stand Woody Allen, it's a solid quote. And very true.
Extreme nail cutting 1 comments
sunflowers
· 5 years ago
Why couldn't he have just gotten a reusable grocery bag? Why buy a purse?
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Blessed 4 comments
Honestly, I am pretty confident with my english, but I have a couple of co-workers from 1 comments
sunflowers
· 5 years ago
I'm born and raised American and sometimes I can't believe the things that come out of my mouth.
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Just a little tip 2 comments
Good boy 10 comments
sunflowers
· 5 years ago
To all the sweet boys on this website: I love you, I appreciate you, and I think you're super cute :D
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Have a day, and know that you are loved 3 comments
sunflowers
· 5 years ago
Damn, thank you so much, love! You are so wonderful. I try to think of a quote from Orange Is The New Black: "If it was meant to be, it would have been."
I've just had a lot going on lately, and that's all I can say. It's a really long and kind of boring story actually. But I'd just like to say thank you so much. I'm lucky to have a friend like you.
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I've just had a lot going on lately, and that's all I can say. It's a really long and kind of boring story actually. But I'd just like to say thank you so much. I'm lucky to have a friend like you.
Who tf.. 8 comments
sunflowers
· 5 years ago
This is only somewhat related but ladies and gents, when you are going down south on a lady friend, do NOT blow into her vajayjay. That can literally kill her. Just an FYI
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I can't believe I've done this 11 comments
sunflowers
· 5 years ago
I laugh at myself literally everyday. But it's far different when it's people who suffer from the same things as me using humor coping mechanism than when neurotypical people are self diagnosing and trying to seem edgy or different. I think I'm allowed to be annoyed and disheartened when someone is completely warping a disease they don't even suffer from into an excuse for their crappy behavior. And yeah I m obviously not doing to well haha but thank you for caring
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For the real meme lords 11 comments
It's this or the dogs, you choose 2 comments
I mean, he has a point 2 comments
Does she ? 29 comments
sunflowers
· 5 years ago
Instead of relying on coffee chains for extremely unhealthy and overpriced sugary coffee, get a fucking coffee maker and fucking do it yourself already!
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Mike's girlfriend transformation 1 comments
Strange power 10 comments
As far as boasting goes, I'm working hard to accept my body the way it is and trying not to succumb to the horrible things my brain tells me. I'm eating better and buying clothes I love! And I'm working on cleaning my disgusting room! It's going very well so far and I'm amazed at my progress. Thank you for asking!