I ship it

*Is cozy*

I'm pretty sure the gun's in a museum in his hometown of Aberdeen, Washington, all jokes aside.

I wish I was this pretty

Government diamonds backyard property drugs yours. Did I crack the code?

Keep these coming please

This is such a niche meme. Like how many people are getting in an argument over whether or not cats can count?

Basically the creation of the Unibomber

Please just let this post die, it's like 7 years old and it's not funny anymore

If you say "Yuri tarded" out loud, you sound like an old school New York City mob boss.

Am I stupid lol, I don't understand

I feel the exact same way. Now I feel incredible guilt over throwing food away, so I just eat it. And sure enough, what does that do? Makes you gain weight. Old habits are so terribly hard to break.

*Shows some of the worst examples*

Like those babies born with armor skin. Harlequin ichthyosis or something. Nightmare fuel

I'm gonna tAkE my horse to the hotel room

I'm sorry but if he thinks he looks like a Norse god, he is terribly mistaken.