I can't believe nobody's tagged me yet lol so I summoned myself

Gunshot of head
Gunshot to head
Ok then

*tapes it to fridge*

They are the very definition of "there are two types of people"

You can cry in public anywhere if you're not a fucking pussy

Caught my brother doing this in the mirror and he said he wanted to look like Loki

I want a marriage like that :)

The Jamba Juice one or the sunglasses cereal

Hi. I'm that bro. And I love you all

Showed this to my dad who I had the exact same situation with. He cried.

It's ok Ralph, I'll never forget you

How did he know my favorite food?

So cute it hurts

B A Z I N G A

Men are biologically more inclined towards violence but go off I guess

Hm, probably because they spend millions of dollars to get that thing to Mars to take pictures, and the cameras the banks use cost like $15 and a paper clip.

Ok, edgelord.

If you think we spend an hour then you are sadly misinformed.

This has powerful and ominous energy

Why do men always assume that if you like to be choked, you have daddy issues? That's such a harmful stereotype.

Which came first, the tampon or the woman?