Why are you me? I'm me!
But for real you just perfectly described my childhood

Wow. Imagine having a brain that isn't constantly telling you to overreact and flip your shit at everything and anything! People who have good mental health, you don't know how good you have it! Love your healthy brain!

This is so fucking sad, let him cry in peace. Let him keep whatever dignity he last left.

A squirrel wrote that

Yeah I'm still confused as hell about that

Jesus Christ. This is gonna sound weird but it really puts my issues into perspective. My childhood was kinda fucked but at least it wasn't this bad. Shit

All the time. And whenever I see a van with no windows I stay quiet for a minute or two just in case someone has been abducted in it and screams or bangs on the walls for help

I can't believe nobody's tagged me yet lol so I summoned myself

Gunshot of head
Gunshot to head
Ok then

*tapes it to fridge*

They are the very definition of "there are two types of people"

You can cry in public anywhere if you're not a fucking pussy

Caught my brother doing this in the mirror and he said he wanted to look like Loki

I want a marriage like that :)

The Jamba Juice one or the sunglasses cereal

Hi. I'm that bro. And I love you all

Showed this to my dad who I had the exact same situation with. He cried.

It's ok Ralph, I'll never forget you

How did he know my favorite food?

So cute it hurts