sunflowers

sunflowers


I'm just here to make people happy!

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Leave your raw lines in the comments I live for them 4 comments
sunflowers · 4 years ago
Thank you kindly
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*facepalm noises* 2 comments
sunflowers · 4 years ago
We’ve come full circle
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You know who you are 2 comments
sunflowers · 4 years ago
You’ve never heard of e girls and e boys then
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Thicc boi 24 comments
sunflowers · 4 years ago
Dang I wish someone would buy me flowers. I wouldn’t throw them!
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That's the solution 15 comments
sunflowers · 4 years ago
Cool! I’m here, now what?
Cardio Pigeon 7 comments
sunflowers · 4 years ago
Hi @SuperDave! Thanks for thinking of us!
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It do be like that 6 comments
sunflowers · 4 years ago
Me too; last person I dated dumped me over text. I’ve known them for almost my entire life. Yes, it was awkward.
There are better ways to give up a child, but at least he's safe now 5 comments
sunflowers · 4 years ago
Who the fuck leaves a child in the garbage. If you can’t take care of them, take them to someone you trust. If that’s not an option, leave them outside a childcare center or CPS office where they will be taken care of.
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Fat fred is not pregnant 3 comments
sunflowers · 4 years ago
Él gato más gordo <3
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That's the solution 15 comments
sunflowers · 4 years ago
You just summoned every bottom within a three thousand mile vicinity
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Go intercourse yourself 4 comments
sunflowers · 4 years ago
Over thousands of years, yes, but that’s just a lil technicality in the greatest f-you ever said in an animated movie.
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Thicc boi 24 comments
sunflowers · 4 years ago
Aww. I love you more.
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Maybe a submarine ticket and some scuba gear? 4 comments
sunflowers · 4 years ago
That’s the comment I came here for
No longer family pet 1 comments
sunflowers · 4 years ago
This reads like a Family Guy fanfiction
Circa 1970 3 comments
sunflowers · 4 years ago
My grandfather used to tell me his walk to school was “uphill both ways” and I spent far too much time trying to draw this scenario, desperately trying to figure out how the hell that was possible. Thanks grandpa
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My fav is Diplodocus 8 comments
sunflowers · 4 years ago
I don’t think I have a favorite, but one thing I’ve noticed is that people don’t care what your favorite animal, color, or subject in school is. That sucks. I still have favorites!
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More guests 1 comments
sunflowers · 4 years ago
One of the many reasons I won’t have my wedding at a convention center type place. They’re ugly, tacky, and not romantic at all! I would much rather hold it in a friend’s backyard or a church and I’m not even religious
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Workplace rules. 5 comments
sunflowers · 4 years ago
“It doesn’t matter how people treat you”
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#workingdogs 4 comments
sunflowers · 4 years ago
That’s it, I’m taking your dog privileges away
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You guys are getting funny me 2 comments
sunflowers · 4 years ago
Stress 100
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Tried so hard 7 comments
sunflowers · 4 years ago
I had to fall, to lose it all
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Go intercourse yourself 4 comments
sunflowers · 4 years ago
And on that day, absolutely no fucks were given.
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The magic piper 10 comments
sunflowers · 4 years ago
That’s horrible! Why didn’t you put it out of its misery?
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Hehehhehe 7 comments
sunflowers · 4 years ago
I had to check if someone else made it because I was going to as well!
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That's the solution 15 comments
sunflowers · 4 years ago
They really thought they did something there.
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