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Galaxy spread 13 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
WAANNNTTTT!!!!
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Ha! 25 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
Wow you learn something new everyday
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In the name of the Lord I banish you! 12 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
We like you. But those pesky demons of yours need to gtfo.
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that's a bit extreme 25 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
Whatevs at least I get money
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Is this funny to you? 8 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
You will never be a dad
Equality? I think not. 62 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
"You claim equality but you only bring up women. How equal of you." I literally just copy and pasted that out of your comment. And I said he CALLED THE COPS so, yes, these incidents were reported.
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Ha! 25 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
People EAT kangaroos?? I've never heard of that. What does it taste like?
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that's a bit extreme 25 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
Goodbye right pinky toe. At least now I will no longer slam you into the coffee table.
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Equality? I think not. 62 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
I didn't bring it up because it wasn't pertinent to my point. And yes men are subjected to that and I'm sure they are treated poorly but the odds of a guy getting raped is around 1 in 71 whereas a woman is 1 in 5. I was never talking about equality I didn't even mention the word. And as for not doing anything I have PERSONALLY put myself between a woman who was slapping the shit out of her boyfriend so don't sit there and tell me nobody would do anything. My dad has worked in hospitality for decades and has called the cops on more than one woman who was hitting their husbands/boyfriends.
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Dino moth 33 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
This species does not feed as an adult so you wouldn't even have to worry about finding food for it!
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*Intensity intensifies* 5 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
I don't know why I laughed so hard
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Equality? I think not. 62 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
Metalman I'm pretty sure most people would step in if they saw some chick wailing on a guy with a bloodied face. And might I remind you that (female) rape victims are still treated as if they made it up or brought it on themselves by a good amount of law enforcement. In Phoenix last year an issue came to light where thousands of rape kits had not been processed. It wasn't due to the lab being backed up, the officers working these cases simply didn't bother to pursue them or "forgot". Does that sound pampered to you?
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Jesus 26 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
This is creepy in many ways. The very bottom line is funny though. XP
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Parents confess funny secrets their kids are trying to hide 12 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
She's going places
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Just for you, my deer 6 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
The deer in the back is thinking "Whatever bitch, I didn't want a song from you anyway."
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Equality? I think not. 62 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
WHAT IS THIS BITCH'S PROBLEM?!?!
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Dino moth 33 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
I never understood why people fear moths, they're just fat, fuzzy, dull colored butterflies. That being said though if this monster was batting against my face in the middle of the night I'd probably scream.
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Is this funny to you? 8 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
I have just realized that I am a dad. This is surprising since I am a 19 year old female with no children...
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Chickens have an amazing built-in stabilization system 16 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
I do this to my chickens all the time. They get really annoyed. :b
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What a majestic creature 5 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
Ok so I just googled that term. Really? Is a racial slur about dead Asians necessary? Calling someone a stupid ass is one thing but including racist crap is just low.
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What a majestic creature 5 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
zipper head?
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This is killer :D 1 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
I know this cat's pain all to well. Thank goodness for whoever invented the rescue inhaler. :b
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Feminist logic is best logic 27 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
Ok so the problem I have with this line of logic is this; murder and theft are universally seen as wrong, there is no societal stigma saying that these things might be ok if the person was dressed a certain way. And yet these things happen, a lot. And you don't hear a whole lot of "teach kids not to murder" because it has been widely accepted that there will always be people who murder and the best we can do is teach people some preventative measures. I'm not saying that we shouldn't work harder to teach kids (male and female) to respect other peoples' bodies and right to say no, I'm just saying that it is probably a bad idea to abandon preventative measures because no matter how much rape rate declines it will always be there just like murder and all of the other atrocities that people commit.
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How lovely ;-; 11 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
That's how humans learn language too, your parents hold a ball to your face while saying "ball" and then you eventually learn that that noise is indicative of that object. Just because he doesn't have a complex understanding of language doesn't mean he isn't learning language.
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Grill me a cheese 8 comments
superchicken · 10 years ago
Just thought you should know that this actually made me laugh out loud.
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