I've tried the whole "No thank you, have a nice day." and they just take my not being an asshole as an invitation to come back every other day and practically try to walk into my house. And as hexy said you didn't have to come knock on my door. (multiple times)

I had the same thought.

Seriously? Someone said this exact thing last time this was posted.

...What? Once again unrelated. Are you just trying to be needlessly inflammatory?

Thank you! I don't think male circumcision is right either but it isn't even close to the same thing as female circumcision.

aw <3

Way to bring up something completely unmentioned in this humor post.

I go to class in pj pants or sweat pants all the time. If I was just up until 3 am doing homework no way in hell am I getting up early to dress nice.

Yep! Mine eat so much grass we have to give them a feed block to supplement their diet when the grass dies or they'll start eating the oleander. (which is poisonous)

I actually saw a girl walk in, get on the treadmill, put it on the slowest possible speed, take like five selfies, and then leave.

Turns out the story is from a satire website. And if you look closer you can tell the pic is photoshopped, so this didn't really happen.

thanks!

It's edible except when consumed with alcohol and from what I've read it has a mild somewhat smoky flavor.

Well if you ever come to Arizona steer clear of any swans because they are horrible here lol

I believe hexy was also making a joke. :b

I see no problem with you not liking bigger people, everyone has a preference. I personally am not into twigs or morbidly obese people but that doesn't mean I think any less of them as people. Just like what you like and try not to be a douche if someone you aren't attracted to asks you out, that's all anyone can ask for.