looks like FREEDOM

Definitely the movie "skull shit L"

The situation seems like a CATastrophy

*looks at spit out kit kats*
Are you gonna eat that?

This is what me and my brother have been doing all week

Dad jokes are getting out of control

I remember once this kid at school tripped over in front of me and my friends and just did the worm when he hit the ground

I can't guarantee that I won't love the dog more than you though, sorry

I'm not crying there's just a stick in my eye

Canadian police are as cold as ice
*ba dum tss*

sass masta from manchesta

It's been 3 days. I have not stopped watching this gif. My eyes burn and I'm thirsty but I can never leave.

"people these days, don't know how culture works!"

It was my dog. She is a 10 and I love her

"I am the earth. The earth is me. It all makes sense now."

"I'd like to thank all the parents who did the do to make my friends"

Me? Overreacting? That's not possible! I can believe you've said that? I'm gonna die!

I'm all for hella cute dogs wearing sunglasses

"Why the fuck you lyyyyiinnnn?"

No I'm pretty sure I'm just ugly AND broke

"Choo, Choo. Are you ready?"

I feel like that situation would be pretty domestic so yeah I'd watch it

An alternate version of tanning

Don't be depressed, be happy! Go outside! Make friends! Try not being sad!