*pawfive*

Just more reasons for him to be awkward.

So you are the pumpkin king?

Person 1: Help me solve this.
Me + You = ?
Person 2: It equals never.

I've got mad skills. I can face the world!
*walks outside*
Aw, no. Why are the lights so bright!
*runs back inside to computer*

*brofist*

It's a... Handle bar mustache.

The "hmmf" face

No joke though, my brother checked his pencil case one day and had about a thousand of those pens.

Yes. "Borrow".

"OMG!"
*drops baby on floor*
"He texted me back!"

Yeah, "as a kid".

I f*cked up again
A Book about my life.

"Dude are you okay?"
*slowly backs away*
*pulls out phone*
"Hi, 911. Can I be put on with some demon hunters?"

When did you get a dog statue in your backyar- OMG it's moving! Possessed! The power of Christ compels you!

Are these shadow hunters?

Who's your god now!

I don't ship it. I Luxury Cruise it.

A deal, elestrich and a giraffeguin