superintrovertman

superintrovertman


I'm a boss ass bitch

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I need to do this to someone.. 5 comments
superintrovertman · 4 years ago
I tried this doesn't work
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What's wrong with feminism 45 comments
superintrovertman · 4 years ago
I didn't know uma Thurman was a person
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Avatar was awesome 27 comments
superintrovertman · 4 years ago
@ guest ur a dumb ho
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Few words are going to be heard 7 comments
superintrovertman · 4 years ago
I get the rest but what's frair Lawrence doing there?
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Ron Swanson has never looked so tasty 3 comments
superintrovertman · 4 years ago
"Why do people eat anything other than breakfast food?"
"People are idiots, Leslie."
Somebody please test this. FOR SCIENCE! 5 comments
superintrovertman · 4 years ago
Ok why hasn't anybody pointed out the fact that she has a toilet in her room?
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This is how my best friend is and I envy her. 16 comments
superintrovertman · 4 years ago
It is actually malnourishment. See, they aren't getting the nutrients they need from eating what they want and around the age of 25-30, they will no longer be skinny, trust me.
What if I'm crazy all along? 10 comments
superintrovertman · 4 years ago
Me too
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That should solve the problem 4 comments
superintrovertman · 4 years ago
That show gives me life.
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If humans turned every light off for just one day 18 comments
superintrovertman · 4 years ago
You don't have to turn off every light in the world. You need to be pretty far from any big cities and it has to be a new moon or no moon at all. I remember last year on Halloween I went to a pretty small neighborhood and you could see it like that. My recommendation, plan a trip to Wyoming with everything in consideration.
Border patrol 21 comments
superintrovertman · 4 years ago
I'm so lonely
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Border patrol 21 comments
superintrovertman · 4 years ago
You just replied to your own comment you know
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Border patrol 21 comments
superintrovertman · 4 years ago
Thanks mr killjoke
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Border patrol 21 comments
superintrovertman · 4 years ago
Guns are illegal in Canada
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"Creative" 4 comments
superintrovertman · 4 years ago
Me too
Find sources for other nutrients 32 comments
superintrovertman · 4 years ago
It would be natural if our eyes were at the side of our face and our teeth were all flat.
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The longer you stare the better it gets 23 comments
superintrovertman · 4 years ago
If you love me let me gOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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These are too accurate (part 2) 3 comments
superintrovertman · 4 years ago
"Fuck me on your tricycle"
As a Melanie Martinez fan, I can confirm this is what all of her songs are about.
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Militant vegans 10 comments
superintrovertman · 4 years ago
They are bringing up the fact that this is dairy farming, but it isn't.the cows don't have to have babies in order for them to give milk, there is a type of feed with the right exact hormones for them to produce milk.
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The truth people 17 comments
superintrovertman · 4 years ago
Shaaaaaaade
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Shout out to the art kids (sorry for long post) 43 comments
superintrovertman · 4 years ago
I've been practicing ukulele so much that my main strumming fingers are red.
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Ashamed to say that I read it the same way 10 comments
superintrovertman · 4 years ago
You have heard of the ukulele, get ready for the inexhahalele
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Mother centipede protects her young 90 comments
superintrovertman · 4 years ago
Y'know I collect weapons if you need one.
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How to draw a head I guess 13 comments
superintrovertman · 4 years ago
Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript
Voila! Finally, the Bee Movie script is here for all you fans of the Jerry Seinfeld animated movie. This puppy is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of the movie to get the dialogue. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and all that jazz, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. At least you'll have some Bee Movie quotes (or even a monologue or two) to annoy your coworkers with in the meantime, right?
And swing on back to Drew's Script-O-Rama afterwards -- because reading is good for your noodle. Better than Farmville, anyway.
Bee Movie Script


According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Ye
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So who else is just staying in today? 47 comments
superintrovertman · 4 years ago
Hanks
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