think about dark wedding photos... so cool

johnney tried

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can we order pizza?

i was there today... and so alone

*slips red pill into cats food*

funsubstance: more often than not WHAT THE F##K SUBSTANCE

we were always here, just waiting, biding our time.

you don't know her life

all of them please.

can i borrow some explosives?

they are stealing my neeson flowers??? OMG HOW COULD THEY?!

HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!

thats what you get lucifer

probably

do you know why?

i don't know man, i just think i know you... hmmm

andoid...

i think i know you...

he's so sophisticated

because if he did, you'd probably turn him into a goat.

"lol yeah harry you can go in that really dangerous competition. omg lol, lets get the popcorn!"