I don't know if that's actually what it's called or if you just made that up, but I am extremely impressed either way.

Ability to function normally, that is. It's a subjective definition, and it doesn't take any imagination at all to understand how homosexuality might fit that definition as some people see it. Like how I see it.

Except those do break quite frequently.

Why? If all people are fragile like a glass, this shouldn't be an exception.

I don't think he necessarily disregarded anything. Maybe he did, but it is entirely possible to disagree without being ignorant.

And if she decides she can't or doesn't want to, she can go ahead and slaughter the little bugger. You left out that part.
... doesn't sound quite so noble when you think it all the way through, does it?

Same goes for being so "open-minded" that your brains fall out, as occurred here. I guarantee you these kids did not come top these conclusions on their own. They're not even old enough to have such feelings -- I'd bet about anything they're acting exclusively on social pressure. Hardly noble.

Is sex the only benefit of marriage? Sicko...

He could use a pinch of it too

In Swahili, yes. But the chants in Lion King are mostly Zulu, in which lion is "ingonyama."