Khalil Jermaine

swagmaster


I'm black, not a nigger.

— Khalil Jermaine Report User
5 Million Dollars, Fam! 13 comments
swagmaster · 5 years ago
I love leanandcuisine. He does the funniest skits on twitter
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Guess What My Mom Got For Christmas? 2 comments
swagmaster · 5 years ago
"Who gave me this one?"
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So relatable 5 comments
swagmaster · 5 years ago
I never experienced the freshman year jitters.
She didn't even know I was there 5 comments
swagmaster · 5 years ago
Thanks guys!
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She didn't even know I was there 5 comments
swagmaster · 5 years ago
What does swiping left mean?
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Just try... 5 comments
swagmaster · 5 years ago
Doesn't take long to count to 0
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Texas poetry 5 comments
swagmaster · 5 years ago
Yo I work at Sonic. Go figure.
Point made 14 comments
swagmaster · 5 years ago
Are you a female?
America is the best I guess 22 comments
swagmaster · 5 years ago
*taps shoulder* hey yeah here we have a class a example of a joke, sir.
-U.S. Citizen
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Little Princess 11 comments
swagmaster · 5 years ago
I too could use an explanation.
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If you wonder what the stars hold for you 7 comments
swagmaster · 5 years ago
So guys apparently the stars and planets will have no affect on my life in anyway. How special I must be.
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When I have an important decision to make 2 comments
swagmaster · 5 years ago
Whoops, dropped the ball on that one.
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Be careful what you wish for 6 comments
swagmaster · 5 years ago
civil...
Norm MacDonald's Tribute to Robin Williams 3 comments
swagmaster · 5 years ago
that hurts
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Drunk 3 comments
swagmaster · 5 years ago
Mein face when
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Seaside Grotto Restaurant in Italy 5 comments
swagmaster · 5 years ago
I was there a couple weeks ago!
MEEOW...! 5 comments
swagmaster · 5 years ago
Damn budget cuts...
She's going to need some burn heal (or maybe an ice heal?) 3 comments
swagmaster · 5 years ago
There is a such thing as freezer burn
When a guy comes inside me 44 comments
swagmaster · 5 years ago
Well he's terribly late and we haven't all year.
When a guy comes inside me 44 comments
swagmaster · 5 years ago
The Guy to finish
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Dress made out of toilet paper 12 comments
swagmaster · 5 years ago
Would you be willing to say that that dress is... the shit?
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If you don't let the dog inside 13 comments
swagmaster · 5 years ago
Are his ears transparent or am I crazy?
Noha 13 comments
swagmaster · 5 years ago
My name is Khalil. Just imagine.
Seems accurate..... 32 comments
swagmaster · 5 years ago
Ha. Jk guys nevermind.
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Seems accurate..... 32 comments
swagmaster · 5 years ago
What about 51-59?
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