It was Ferb!

I saw a place like that in Scotland.

Because their heads are in their asses and they speak shit they pull out of their asses.

The girl looking at the camera is like "Taylor's gonna have MY picture on HER phone!"

I was taking my pecalc final today and on one of the questions, there was a graph titled "Big D Sales" I laughed so hard i nearly came to tears.

It looks like something laid a bunch of eggs in there and they're about to hatch.

I thought the title said Holy Spirit. lol

Metric system usage could have avoided that whole deal.

Just do it.

My ghost gets more than vigorous masturbation. It gets a symphony of self-appreciation.

If this generation of funsubers doesn't reproduce enough to negate the affects of the current generation, the world in general is fucking screwed.

cold... hearted

Voldemort: the leader of wizard-world hipsters. A gun is too mainstream.

What the fuck, Pebbles.

This bothers me so much.