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When I heard a group of 14 year-old girls talking about who they'd f*ck 24 comments

swagmaster · 9 years ago

... fuck you.

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Me and my BFF when the teacher says "you can work in partners" 8 comments

swagmaster · 9 years ago

Gambino <3

When I get my report card 6 comments

swagmaster · 9 years ago

Lmao I read it in his voice.

Gamers will get it 22 comments

swagmaster · 9 years ago

Thank you!

Gamers will get it 22 comments

swagmaster · 9 years ago

I've heard great things about it. I'll try. Last summer when I went to the British Isles I left my wallet in London which was very inconvenient.

Gamers will get it 22 comments

swagmaster · 9 years ago

I will be in Florence this summer! (: I will not, however, be permitted to climb things :(.

A bit too long for offensive joke quokka 3 comments

swagmaster · 9 years ago

Lol that's not offensive.

The difference 6 comments

swagmaster · 9 years ago

I see. Thank you my friend.

The difference 6 comments

swagmaster · 9 years ago

...... I don't understand

Løvee 56 comments

swagmaster · 9 years ago

That hurt my heart to no measure.

The floor knows the feeling 4 comments

swagmaster · 9 years ago

:•(

the truth was learned 49 comments

swagmaster · 9 years ago

What else would a dick be centered around if not self? Riddle me that meat man.

I almost croaked xD 10 comments

swagmaster · 9 years ago

Chew it over with twix

the truth was learned 49 comments

swagmaster · 9 years ago

I would just like to point out that someone was given the title of "fuckstick" and say that that is an incredibly well-used transfiguration of vocabulary of the English language. ... carry on.

I always knew those names were bullshit 2 comments

swagmaster · 9 years ago

Twister.

pay in hashtags 4 comments

swagmaster · 9 years ago

... well this is awkward.

Good guy Eugene Krabs 5 comments

swagmaster · 9 years ago

"Quality food"

"Animal crackers in my soup" 14 comments

swagmaster · 9 years ago

What's the inside joke?

Collecting my thoughts 6 comments

swagmaster · 9 years ago

Yes my friend. ... you.

Collecting my thoughts 6 comments

swagmaster · 9 years ago

Hey you... I like you.

My name is... 7 comments

swagmaster · 9 years ago

Slim Shady

Here's that bumper sticker. 12 comments

swagmaster · 9 years ago

Thus is exhibited the productivity rate of funsubstance users.

90's kids ain't that special 42 comments

swagmaster · 10 years ago

Hello

I kinda want one 13 comments

swagmaster · 10 years ago

i was joking brownbeaner. thanks for coming to my defense!

I kinda want one 13 comments

swagmaster · 10 years ago

What if you're only pouring tea for, say, three?