Just bought a new iPhone 21 comments
swagmaster
· 11 years ago
All you 12 year Oldsmobile bought that iPhone / iPod with birthday money... that was given to you. You didn't work for it.
Praise Jesus! 11 comments
There's never a bad time to whip out a guitar solo 12 comments
swagmaster
· 11 years ago
Everyone in my family can swim and I'm black. I know this is playful racism but I'm making this statement for the record.
Guys, which would you choose 63 comments
Guys, which would you choose 63 comments
swagmaster
· 11 years ago
That's pretty fucking gay. And not the good gay,, the "you're a fucking faggot " gay.
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I turned into Squidward. 8 comments
swagmaster
· 11 years ago
I know what you're saying but no. He's not like Arnold. Arnold has bad luck. Squidward just doesn't care.
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How come I never noticed this? 12 comments
Why Justin Bieber is still alive 1 comments
Only guys will understand? 37 comments
Only guys will understand? 37 comments
swagmaster
· 11 years ago
Infinity786 you're right but wrong as well. It's checkmate because the golden rule of urinals is that there must be a urinal between two bathroom attendees. So If scumbag pee guy skips two, it, as you said makes there be a guy everywhere you go but it also makes you either wait or break the golden rule which will make the rest of us perceive you as a faggot.
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The best place to wear that costume 7 comments
Rockets in australia... Did you know? 6 comments
swagmaster
· 11 years ago
My comment was for the people who might've believed it, not the Creator.
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