I don't like thin pizza...

WHO in their right fucking mind took their yacht to Antartica???

In the original bible it says nothing about being gay as wrong and sinful

Disney you sly son of a bitch.

I wonder if it tastes like m&ms... they should just start selling this stuff. That would be amazing!

Eat their heads first. They wont wake up :)

What about crush mode o.o

I used to have a pit bull named bella. She was the sweetest dog. Lovable and playful. My dads girlfriend moved in and she didn't seem to like the other dog. She was around many other dog but she didn't like this one. He was a 14 year old blind mixed lab. We always kept them separated in the house but one day we ran out really quick for some Mcdonalds. While we were gone the blind dog knocked over the big fence between them and Bella attacked her. We don't know exactly what happened but when we came home Bella had ripped our lab apart under the dinner table... there were four pieces of her... I cried so hard... Bella was waiting at the door, face covered in blood, wagging her nub tail like she did something good. We put her down because they didn't trust her around me since I was only 8...

Why not both?

"So lets go run over Johnny"

She complains? If a boy did this for me I would be the happiest girl to know that that boy cared about me that much...

This is the scariest most accurate thing ever...