I mean, I still wear sexy underwear because I like feeling sexy, but I'm pretty sure if I'm letting a guy see me in my underwear then hes not going to be too focused on the fabric

I don't get the point of sexy underwear. I mean, if you're wearing it around a guy, most likely they're not gonna be looking at it for too long(if you know what I mean)

Not everyone knows those exist though

*glares at my left hand in horror*
I'm a monster...

Or she found a new method of abortion

KARL KING OF DUCKS AWAITS YOUR PRESENCE

Well, bras are considered undergarments. Would you go to a professional meeting with an outfit that revealed parts of your bra? No. A lot of schools have dress codes that prepare people for the professional world

Armor swim trunks

I end up muting the chat a lot to be honest. Its mostly if I'm waiting for other calls or texts, so I need to focus on those vibrations

My friend saw "anal invasion" over my shoulder and questioned it

I would feel pretty badass going to the beach on bikini armor though

Am I the only one uncomfortable with using other people's deoderant? I mean, if they have it and they let me, I use it, but I feel really weird about it

The poop is so tiny

It's happened to me multiple times but not close together. Usually if my alarm doesn't go off and I'm in a rush to get ready. I just make an effort not to raise my arms above shoulder height

Nope, theyre real. Just imagine a tiny, short tailed version of a squirrel (with racing stripes)

With great power comes great responsibility

I screenshot my arguments with people, so i can show other people the bullshit they're spouting and ask for advice how to win