TaraTheArtist

taratheartist


My name is Tara, and I'm an artist...so, yeah...
I have a dA account if you wanna see my art. Just go here http://tara-the-artist.deviantart.com/

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Why is it still so popular? It's incredibly expensive and makes you smell bad 38 comments
taratheartist · 9 years ago
I like how cigars smell, but I hate the taste
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Because of that 50 comments
taratheartist · 9 years ago
How is it not common sense if they want to put on makeup?
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just let it go 14 comments
taratheartist · 9 years ago
I got a Tollhouse Iced coffee once, figuring I was going straight home, but then my friend's dad decided to take us out to eat. I was in and out of the bathroom about four different times. I called my boyfriend at the time sobbing(I mean, he couldn't really have done anything. but the comfort was nice)
Moral of the story, dairy plus coffee plus lactose-intolerance equals hell.
Right in the feels 16 comments
taratheartist · 9 years ago
I don't think this is the OP's dog
its so fluffy! 3 comments
taratheartist · 9 years ago
I rarely shave my legs in the winter, unless I'm with a guy. Otherwise I'm in koala-mode
found this at a pub the other day 8 comments
taratheartist · 9 years ago
*suddenly reconsiders graphic design major*
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Creepy pasta 4 comments
taratheartist · 9 years ago
Adoptive parents and birth mother. Boom.
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Because of that 50 comments
taratheartist · 9 years ago
I personally feel better wearing a bit of foundation to cover up bags under my eyes. But I only put makeup on my eyes because I have fun doing it. I like how I look with and without makeup, but sometimes its fun to do a little dramatic eyeshadow
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Bill Nye is officially my hero (warning foul language) 18 comments
taratheartist · 9 years ago
Bill Nye The Fucking Science Guy
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I Have A List 7 comments
taratheartist · 9 years ago
What do you mean, "if I was a bird"?
Paying respect 3 comments
taratheartist · 9 years ago
*ACHOO*
Weird, I must have gotten some dust in my nose
just let it go 14 comments
taratheartist · 9 years ago
"The wind is howling like the swirling storm inside"
Me after I eat dairy
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i know you wanted one of these 35 comments
taratheartist · 9 years ago
I mean, guys always joke about fucking other peoples' moms. Why not a girl make a joke about doing stuff to their dad?
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Calling your kid laquisha 18 comments
taratheartist · 9 years ago
After you eat them
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Its all the little things that made the movie Airplane so good 5 comments
taratheartist · 9 years ago
"Surely you can't be serious"
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley"
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All damn day 2 comments
taratheartist · 9 years ago
All diddily-darn day
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I don't know what's happening :D 14 comments
taratheartist · 9 years ago
While if you push a cat over, they're like, "dude"
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Psychopathic tongue 4 comments
taratheartist · 9 years ago
If you imagine the tongue sounding like Sylvester from Loony Toons, it makes it 10x funnier
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Karmadillo 8 comments
taratheartist · 9 years ago
*deaf person*
What? Armored dildo?
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Eating the dry skin on your lips 28 comments
taratheartist · 9 years ago
So I am somewhat normal then
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Have you met Jurassic Park Pepe yet? 10 comments
taratheartist · 9 years ago
Well, all the dinosaurs in the movie are part frog..
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Black Spiderman 7 comments
taratheartist · 9 years ago
I'm just saying, why are people demanding a black spiderman? Peter Parker is white. It would make more sense to make a movie about a new superhero thats a different race instead of changing one that already exists
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I can't be trusted to adult on my own 24 comments
taratheartist · 9 years ago
My government teacher was telling us about the Whig party. He tried to say "whig" and "north" in the same sentence. It came out as "so the nig party..." He stopped speaking for a solid two minutes
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Cuteness overload 6 comments
taratheartist · 9 years ago
I ship it
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Relatable Bumblebee 5 comments
taratheartist · 9 years ago
"Enjoy your meal"
"Thanks, you too"
*hello darkness my old frienndddd*
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