tarkus_swagger

tarkus_swagger


I like video games, anime, manga, reading, working out, and eating.

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help help !!!!!! 33 comments
tarkus_swagger · 6 years ago
They must have been little kids.
I already hoard puppies 157 comments
tarkus_swagger · 6 years ago
A matress. This will be so good for my dragon spine.
My wife asked me which one I like more 41 comments
tarkus_swagger · 6 years ago
I like the one on the right.
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Guess the country 23 comments
tarkus_swagger · 6 years ago
With a good rubber coating, a lube dispenser, and a more functional version of this arm, there will be tentacle sex.
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HA HA booogie wonderllaaaand 5 comments
tarkus_swagger · 6 years ago
"....selfishly redirecting it into my own ass....."
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AWWW 25 comments
tarkus_swagger · 6 years ago
The mouse doesn't look too anxious to me.
"BBC was a mistake" - the Queen 9 comments
tarkus_swagger · 6 years ago
Big black cocks.
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She was way too calm to be doing that. 8 comments
tarkus_swagger · 6 years ago
The sad thing is that the one on the right is the one that you wouldn't want back.
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Something to think about 32 comments
tarkus_swagger · 6 years ago
Even if she is working out, that amount of fat is unhealthy.
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Just when i thought i had it, i was wrong 5 comments
tarkus_swagger · 6 years ago
The last one was amazing.
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Sexual assault on men 12 comments
tarkus_swagger · 6 years ago
That is a very weird font. How do you use it?
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Game characters vs supposedly realistic game characters vs real life people 18 comments
tarkus_swagger · 6 years ago
You are correct, prancingpelicans, but I never said anything to contradict that. I simply said that the middle pictures were wrong and very ill informed. Also, I said that most of them lived active life styles which is very different from saying that they work out constantly. So, a realistic depiction of them wouldn't be nearly as muscular as what you're imagining.
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Game characters vs supposedly realistic game characters vs real life people 18 comments
tarkus_swagger · 6 years ago
All of them live active life styles and they wouldn't be chubby unless they were eating very large amounts of food. Of course this excludes Cortana because she's an a.i. and her appearance is just a hologram. It also excludes the bottom one, because I don't know what she does. Also, bikini girl is iffy but considering what little I know about the world that gta is set in, she probably works out and diets, so the middle picture is almost definitely inaccurate.
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James bond is doomed 7 comments
tarkus_swagger · 6 years ago
Just to be clear, it's making fun of people against vaccinations by putting their absurd logic in an even more absurd situation.
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The Dragons. To settle this once and for all! 10 comments
tarkus_swagger · 6 years ago
This doesn't include asian dragons at all.
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James bond is doomed 7 comments
tarkus_swagger · 6 years ago
Repost of a hilarious tweet.
Trueeeee 25 comments
tarkus_swagger · 6 years ago
Condoms are given away for free at times but they're given away for free because they aren't an absolute necessity, which means that some guys just won't buy them when they're in highschool or college. Women, excluding those who can't have periods, will definitely buy pads and tampons when they have a period and many have a stockpile going on because pads and tampons don't expire.
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From the maker of After Ever After: "Movie Villian Medly" 13 comments
tarkus_swagger · 6 years ago
He's pretty damn good.
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Meanwhile, outside Walter Palmer's dentistry office 69 comments
tarkus_swagger · 6 years ago
The hunt itself was unethical but it's fully possible that his guides misled him about the legality of the hunt. Also, the reactions that I've seen so far seem pretty freaking excessive.
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Her face is priceless 17 comments
tarkus_swagger · 6 years ago
To be fair to disney, if it showed modern real women then they would have to stop doing movies based on really old stories that are set in old timey worlds.
I don't know whether to laugh or to cry 42 comments
tarkus_swagger · 6 years ago
This hit me right in the feels. It's almost as bad as finding Tarkus' gear in Anor Londo.
Her face is priceless 17 comments
tarkus_swagger · 6 years ago
The saddest thing is that she was dumb enough to get a degree that's almost completely worthless.
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Should this be hidden? I dunno... Well, better safe than sorry 22 comments
tarkus_swagger · 6 years ago
This sounds like yaoi or gay erotica that has exposition that only exists to explain the sex.
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1,2,3,4 22 comments
tarkus_swagger · 6 years ago
Theonewhoshallnotb, I don't think that you read the last line.
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Praise the Sun! 7 comments
tarkus_swagger · 6 years ago
Praise it, you unwashed hollow!