tarkus_swagger
I like video games, anime, manga, reading, working out, and eating.
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Cool cleaning goo 24 comments
tarkus_swagger
· 9 years ago
This is pretty neat.
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More Frog facts!(I have like 15 more of these) 12 comments
tarkus_swagger
· 9 years ago
Dark souls 2 uses far more unfair tactics that will really whip you if you're not insanely careful. This will mostly involve some ungodly number of enemies swarming you in certain areas and slaughtering you if you aren't prepared to handle them with some aoe attacks. Also your health gets lowered each time you die until it's at 50% which means that most enemies can just kill you in a couple hits and most bosses can one shot you unless you use a human effigy which is a limited resource early on. Also, they nerfed the living hell out of every school of magic. All these things combine to make it a completely different game from dark souls 1 and a much more unfair one in my opinion.
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More Frog facts!(I have like 15 more of these) 12 comments
tarkus_swagger
· 9 years ago
This fact makes me feel so much better about having trouble with this game. I beat dark souls one in every possible way and my first playthrough was pretty much effortless but dark souls 2 has kicked my butt in every possible way I can imagine and it has been a massive blow to my confidence in my gaming skills.
So it begins 68 comments
f*ggots 14 comments
tarkus_swagger
· 9 years ago
If the guy he was blowing had a long dick then it would work out just fine, or having a guy that can come from having about half of his dick sucked would also work. I'm pretty sure that your question was rhetorical but I still wanted to answer it.
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Eminem ladies and gentlemen 32 comments
tarkus_swagger
· 9 years ago
It rhymes with sporange and blorenge. But these are both almost impossible to use in a rap song and almost everyone that knows that these words exist will only ever use them to prove that orange does rhyme with something.
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Yes 69 comments
tarkus_swagger
· 9 years ago
You guys could just message each other in some other way, instead of only using the comments.
Large Capertillar 15 comments
Yes 69 comments
tarkus_swagger
· 9 years ago
Some women enjoy anal and others don't and it really depends on their experience during their first few tries . It's something that you either love or hate and there isn't really anything in between those two emotions. Also, deanancas, shitting backwards may not be the best term to describe how girls feel during anal.
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Did you say...pie? 12 comments
The bear is loose 9 comments
tarkus_swagger
· 9 years ago
His first name is barrack, so I would guess that it's just a cool nickname.
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i broke it whoops 5 comments
tarkus_swagger
· 9 years ago
Especially when the chunks are really hard to notice and there are people walking around barefoot. It's a beautiful sight.
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100 most beautiful english words 6 comments
8==D 14 comments
tarkus_swagger
· 9 years ago
I hope that I never have to be in this situation, because I would feel so awkward when I tried to do a fake gagging.
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Incredible ability 3 comments
tarkus_swagger
· 9 years ago
He has probably touched you, his hair, a stapler, his family, a cactus, a bowling ball, his car, a cellphone, a computer, a razor, a sink, a vacuum, and many other things. I hope you didn't means "fucks up" when you said fucks because the implications are incredibly funny if you didn't.
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I need clarification: does this actually happen? 91 comments
tarkus_swagger
· 9 years ago
Except for the people that pull their gun out first. They have a gun and them having a gun nullifies many of the benefits of everyone having a gun. Mainly because they know that you have a gun and if you reach for it they'll just shoot you.
when you don't feed the dog 16 comments
Cosplay Level: Majestic 8 comments
I don't want to queston this.... 66 comments
Best friends!!! 24 comments
tarkus_swagger
· 9 years ago
It looks painful too. Especially since they hit each other so freaking hard.
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