THE MIGHTY GROGG 6 comments
tarotnathers13th
· 7 years ago
We couldn't hurt him because only magical weapons could hurt a dragon, or a natural crit on an attack roll. And considering he didn't land long enough to be hit, we coouldn't do shit, even not considering his large pool of health. So as everyone's evacuated and ruinning for cover in the forest, I decide to fire a parting volley of arrows at him. I'm no ranger, I'm the steel version of a brick wall for my party. But i take it anyways, and lo and behold, the nonmagical arrow strikes true and spears like a thunderbolt into the dragon as he flies away. He drops like a rock and crashes into the forest opposite to us, and we wonder if he was actually killed in one hit by that arrow, and if I've ascended to dragonslayer status. Alas, with one very angry roar, we decided we'd had enough, and hastily beat a retreat through the forest.
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THE MIGHTY GROGG 6 comments
tarotnathers13th
· 7 years ago
One story from my DnD group started when we were escorting this caravan to a fortress to resupply it. We were a day away, no problems, and then at noon we're held up by a single guy, and elf in a robe with bronze eyes. me and the party's wizard walk up, and notice that magic is just layered on this dude. He starts to ask us if we want to engage in a game of riddles, and us being idiots, can't figure out his riddles. Our wizard attempts to dispel whatever magic he's using to conceal whatever it is, and things go dark when he levels a dnagerous look at our wizard. We fail all of his riddles, and he decides to take the caravan as payment for the wager. Fucker turns into a brass dragon and immediately flies away with one of the wagons. Stunned, the rest of the party prepares for his return, but he ends up just ignoring us and flies off with two more wagons, until we decide to get everyody in the caravan out and running.
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Throwing away leftover pizza 8 comments
tarotnathers13th
· 7 years ago
My friend had a similar cat, only she would eat ANYTHING out of you plate and hands, even salad. She would steal spinach of his plate if he didn't keep an eye on it.
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Just sayin 2 comments
tarotnathers13th
· 7 years ago
Nothing wrong with admitting you were unaware and ignorant, and nothing wrong with making the best out of what you learned.
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Whole pizza 7 comments
tarotnathers13th
· 7 years ago
Families tend to divide up food and if you want a whole pizza to yourself, you usually end up buying it for yourself. Plus, I think buisnesses over here think they can make more selling individual slices. You can get a pizza for yourself, but it is few and far between in my experience.
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For real tho 18 comments
tarotnathers13th
· 7 years ago
It irks me that people can rally behind this person, and not realize how petty it must be to kick shit over something that has yet to affect you.
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Awareness 11 comments
tarotnathers13th
· 7 years ago
I'm serious, Lebouf tried to put a flag up for his livestream of "He will not divide us" but they7 kept finding out where it was located.
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What ༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽つ sounds like 2 comments
Awareness 11 comments
tarotnathers13th
· 7 years ago
No, weaponized autism is what happens when Shia Lebouf puts up a flag in a random spot out of nowhere so no-one can find it, and tards on a forum find it. Three times.
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Isn't it spooky how this guy never ages? 90 comments
tarotnathers13th
· 7 years ago
If we lose the base 2 votes, a lot of states lose their worth in the political sphere. No one whats to be a politician in a state that has no value to the rest of the country. And if no one wants to represent you and your concerns to the Federal Government, why be there? Plus, California has a Bloated amount of representatives. So much so that some of its votes are distributed to other states. And if the federal government tells all these smaller states that they have one vote, why should they be part of a Union that doesn't care what they say. And if they have to band together to make their vote worth something, why not just split and create their own governing state where they will have someone who cares about them?
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Savage af 7 comments
tarotnathers13th
· 7 years ago
But how will I ever decieve/impress/amuse possible sexual partners?
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Kill it with fire 8 comments
how does anyone support these losers? 38 comments
tarotnathers13th
· 7 years ago
They cared enough to develop a nilhilistic view towards life. It can't suffer if its dead.
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Do you know about our savior? 4 comments
Isn't it spooky how this guy never ages? 90 comments
tarotnathers13th
· 7 years ago
Well, it's sort of like why capitalism won out in the cold war. It was the best of the worst. Eventually all systems get replaced with better ones, assuming they last long enough to recieve upgrades. There is no perfect system, but there is one that is least likely to have power to screw you over. So far we haven't had an outcome like the one presented in the video. It's a legitmate concern, and if it happens, I definitely would stand on the other side of the fence.
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Isn't it spooky how this guy never ages? 90 comments
tarotnathers13th
· 7 years ago
It's a good point, but the difference between Trump and Clinton wasn't that extreme to the point where he only had 22%. They both had over 60 million votes cast for them, and the population difference was around 2-3%. Not the extreme scenario presented where only 22% of the country could elect the next president. It was pretty damn close all things considered.
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Isn't it spooky how this guy never ages? 90 comments
Isn't it spooky how this guy never ages? 90 comments
tarotnathers13th
· 7 years ago
Most people. Brexit happened, and the EU has a gross overreach of power over it's member states. As Drazil pointed out, Lawmakers from brussels, that were NOT democratically voted in masse dictate what laws are carried out in it's member states, regardless of their input. You aren't necessarily ruled by your democratic voting, you are ruled by someone on high telling you what to do.
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Isn't it spooky how this guy never ages? 90 comments
tarotnathers13th
· 7 years ago
Popular Vote is mob rule, and mob rule is not something I would want to live under. Communism also happens to be something I would not want to be under either. I'm making that comparison, not Popular Vote=Communism. Popular Vote is the purest form of democracy, but still a bad form of governance.
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Isn't it spooky how this guy never ages? 90 comments
tarotnathers13th
· 7 years ago
Nyan, does the county map look like Clinton had the majority of America voting for her?
https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/president
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https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/president
Isn't it spooky how this guy never ages? 90 comments
tarotnathers13th
· 7 years ago
So fuck the minority and subjugate them to the majority? Communism wanted it to be that way, and no good thing has ever come of communism. It's rather despotic to wish for a system that favors your personal outlook, and incredibly short-sighted as well. The "Majority" you espouse live in three states. New York, Illinois, and California. If majority rules was the way the election was decided, no one would bother campaigning anywhere else. It doesn't create a balance of power, it just makes those states the only one worth having a vote.
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Isn't it spooky how this guy never ages? 90 comments
tarotnathers13th
· 7 years ago
Also Nyan, a Californian Citizen of the USA is not worth more or worth less than a Citizen of Oregon. There are simply way more Californian folks than there are other citizens in most states.
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Isn't it spooky how this guy never ages? 90 comments
tarotnathers13th
· 7 years ago
All states should have a measure of power that isn't outweighed by others simply because of number. Californians might want higher taxes, but Texans could probably want lower taxes. The States should only hold autonomy and power over the citizens that reside in that state. The popular vote allows States with higher population to dictate what happens in local governments that are not within their jurisdiction.
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