If anything, he has a long, thin, noodle dick if he was able to get it into the microwave with his pizza rolls. Like a strand of spaghetti.

To be fair, it was for another film, but it was still wonky to look at.

Well, considering people will put their tongues on someone's butthole, maybe this will be less of a problem than I think.

Fair enough, but stuff like this never turns out well. We've functioned perfectly fine without it, and the only reason one would want this is to silent all dissent and opposing thought. Censorship is rarely the best answer to any social problem, if I dare say, it often times makes it worse.

@hood, a week late, but he was level 2. Completely destroyed it in about four rounds of combat. His catman-turned werewolf was fucking nuts.

Exercise patience.

The Emperor's light is my torch, may it smite corruption as I smite my enemies with this holy tool.

If they meet a god, I hope the god is laughing as hard as they can.