Then go about fixing what is, but leave what ain't alone

If you ain't playing you ain't losing, but you ain't winning either.

Imagine actually getting angry over a joke. Wait, I don't have to.

Assault weapon is a slippery, increasingly broadening term. Federal and State law can make a gun that has the ability to load 20 round or more magazines an assault weapon, and some terms just paint them as semiautomatic or fully automatic firearms in general. Literally every gun conceivable in the modern age beyond bolt action would qualify as assault weapons. It's a definition that could literally apply to the wide majority of guns.

I stand corrected

Further plot twist: Humans are the slave race supporting those who genetically modified themselves to look like furries

I would argue that it would be hetero dudes who chopped their dicks off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR4N5OhcY9s

One of them did end up being a snake too.