A condom, but it fills with blood over the day. Unless you're into inserting cotton fibers into your urethra, you are never without a surprise weapon down in your pants at any moment.

Those who do not work shall not eat. Many people, capitalist, colonist, imperialist, socialist, communist, democratic and dictators have said these things. It's an undeniable fact of life. Even on an island paradise you have to find water, crack open coconuts, find fuel for fire, build shelter, catch and scavenge for food.

Lovecraft was fucked up more than anyone realized beyond his racism. Look up his mother, and you can probably understand why his books were delving into ideas of Cosmic Horror.

So in short, it's not true, but it's funny and appeals to me, so in the end it's true.

I think it's canonically true for the second statement in some fashion. Johnny Blaze really wishes he was called The Daredevil instead of Ghost Rider.

Oil was why, funnily enough.

Is this a certified hood classic?

Yes, the push into the Eastern Front was not initially supplied with winter uniforms. German Command thought this campaign would be like all the other Blitzkriegs and over in a matter of months. When it did drag out, they ran into problems shipping the winter uniforms and clothing to the front lines among other important necessities to fighting a war, like fuel, food, and ammo,

As if Americans aren't the ones making 9/11 jokes nowadays.

Well, nowadays people excuse the outrageous and excessive amounts of rape, cruelty, and slaughter Genghis Khan committed over his lifetime just because he killed enough to make the earth greener in a time where mass industrialization wasn't an issue.

For anyone who wonders why Macarthur and Nukes are connected, Macarthur's proposal to end the Korean War as a decisive American Victory involved 30 nuclear warheads, and 30 civilian targets. The second part of his plan, was to have a massive quick moving force of trucks and such carrying irradiated cobalt dust after the bombs were dropped, to cover the 200 mile strip between North Korea and China. His reasoning for the first part? They wouldn't have anything left to fight if everything was obliterated. His reasoning for the second part of his plan? The Chinese military had absolutely no form of CBRN or radiation protection for their troops, thus if the CCP wanted to try to deny the Americans any headway into winning the territory, they wouldn't last.

Well if you wanna get deeper in on the title, the winning side gets to choose what parts of the Geneva Convention gets upheld.

Finally, common ground.

Heroes? In the moment, when they were kicking Nazi Germany's ass all the way back to Berlin, right until they were staring down Allied American forces occupying the other half of Berlin. Definitely came off as no better than the Nazis in the aftermath where concentration camps were relabeled as gulags.