It is supposed to be one month's salary- any less and he's cheap; any more and he's too flash.

Then write down everything the child says as accurately as you can remember, then sign it and date it.

Oooh, number 10!

We can remember traumatic events from younger than 3 but generally we don't recall much else from the very early years: I remember being taken to visit "mummy and Johnny" in hospital and I wasn't entirely sure who Johnny was. (He's my little brother.) I was 15 months old at the time and while it's a snippet of a memory it's crystal clear.
Considering how important the early years are it's interesting to learn just how little we retain of that time.

"Mine's heavier than yours."

That's the Lego House James May built for a tv show: http://www.topgear.com/uk/photos/james-may-lego

Let's try 12 x 13- it might be easier to actually do it so grab your paper and pen!
Draw vertical lines in a square shape- one line on the left, two on the right, representing 12 and 1 at the top, three at the bottom to represent 13.
The lines cross each other at the corners. In the top left corner you have 1 cross (first digit of answer), in the bottom right six (last digit of answer). For the rest you have to total all the crosses in the top right AND bottom left- in this case 5. Gives the answer 156.

Really? But I give my blood away for nothing...

And, if I'm not mistaken, the LEGO sign is made of minifigures standing up. http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/04/0d/99/040d9927bee48f09488ec63f2a60f651.jpg

The artist is John Holcroft- lots of other insightful images too: http://www.johnholcroft.com/

He proposed to her by tapping on her hand in Morse code.

Cute kid.

No. 24- the Speaker *of the House of Commons* is allowed to speak (he says "order, order" a lot) but is not allowed to make a speech.

Thank you, meniscus, I'm a flower.

It's an old one but it's a good one.

"so, how do you know *friend*?"
- "well I met *friend* at .......", or "oh, *friend*'s cousin is my brother's brother-in-law's next-door-neighbour- but one"
etc. Easiest way to meet people EVER

If you're a man, 'man slaughter' would indeed sound worse.

Hoax though :(
http://www.goodtoknow.co.uk/family/540827/man-s-passport-defaced-by-his-four-year-old-son?fb_action_ids=911871552171775&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map={%22911871552171775%22%3A649560441787938}&action_type_map={%22911871552171775%22%3A%22og.likes%22}&action_ref_map=[]