Welp, time to turn back and go home, there's no way around it.

I can't stand the smell of sharpie

No, I share a room with my sister and she's a clean freak like my mother so nope.

They're so sweet about it too!

I LOVE ERB!!!!!

This reminds me of an old ad I once saw for milk where the cats had thumbs and started snapping their fingers and walked on two legs and they all came together snapping their fingers in unison to this guy's house who was eating a bowl of cereal.

So do Wales

But King Julian has the crown and coconut bra tho!

This reminds me of an article I saw being covered on JK News about a drunk man that was declared dead who woke up in a morgue.
A Russian man was out drinking with his friends and he passed out, they checked his pulse and couldn't feel one because his heartbeat was too faint and his breathing was at an undetectable rate. He was sent to the morgue and was kept in a freezer with other dead bodies and he woke up after a while and starting banging on the door and an he was eventually let out and he went straight back to the bar to find his drinking buddies and started taking shots of vodka.
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0czioyRGkhk

Flame princess? :o

I want it

I don't hide it. A lot of people in my school actually watch a lot of anime.

I know, what an idiot. Chocolate shake? When there are better things to wish for
... like strawberry shake.

Well the nearest book next to me is my A-level Psychology text book
"Analysing quatitative data, including being able to work out measure of central tendency and how to draw frequency tables, graphs and bar charts."
Well that was anti-climactic. It IS the methodology sections.

He just got an Oscar!
Don't lose hope, just remain patient!