He just wants someone to talk to!
Must be feeling lonely :p

Good point.

The thing that creeped me out the most is the sentence 'there was never a sighting of her again'

That's honestly adorable.

That would make them less horrifying.

Here I come, Hogwarts!!!

Good guy mayor :D

I have a horrible stuttering problem. It's annoying as hell especially In Those moments or when I'm trying to explain something.

Smart guy.

This would be so much fun that I can't even-

Ain't nobody got time for that.

The stupidity is strong in this one.

Feels-substance!
I like these kind of posts :p

Don't forget this question:
'How can you read all that?!'

Her boobs are bigger than her head O.O

I wonder why the bee didn't sting the dude in the face.

ET crashed

There's this dangerous spider in England that could literally kill you with one bite. There's billions now populated over the country and since it's winter all spiders are now travelling indoors, so if your in England, watch out dude.
Man, I hate spiders.

What an asshole.
Even if I had the shittiest job ever, I wouldn't do that.

Origami wise, I can make a tulip, star box and a shuriken.
But that cube ring is amazing.

Butterflies taste with their feet O.o
I always hated butterflies, they're better viewed from afar.