Ah, good ol' England.

This reminds me of Kenichi the Mightiest disciple (the sumo wrestler in Ragnorak and the Karate bully in the beginning)

B. I want to travel the world someday and it would would be really helpful. I could care less about what a celebrity or anyone else is doing.

The interaction between my best friend I:
Best Friend: Hey Bitch. You look like a trash can.
Me: go crawl back to the wretched little stink while you crawled out from, you pathetic cretin.
And then we proceeded to get into serious conversation and ended up pouring our hearts out about the sisterly love we have for each other.
We bicker like sisters and the funny thing is that I don't even bicker with my actual siblings even though we're really close.
True story.

I'm on level 17. Nearly on level 18 though.

Great, now the guacamole song is stuck in my head.

When I was a kid, I used to hate going to bed early. So my mom told me that if I stayed up too late, the whites of my eyes would turn black.

Bye, watch out for the psycho murderers x

My life has been a lie

You done fucked up, superman.

The lady in the top picture looks like she's about to bite the police officers chin.

I've done number 2 before

God damn it prongs.

And that's the story of how I ended up going to sleep at 5:30AM last night. Good times.

"I brought you pizza"
"Here's my Netflix password"