Tbag2victory

tbag2victory


In search of sleep, sanity and The Shire.

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So much space for activities! 23 comments
tbag2victory · 3 hours ago
Well, I'll take it a step further, on here I'm obviously a tbag. Irl, my name is Gunnar. My favorite color is purple, not so much strangers anymore once I know you're real name, although idek what you look like soooo lol and I mean, we're getting closer to me retracting my retract, but I don't think you'd want me to given this wall you're putting up in front of my chivalry
Respect your man 5 comments
tbag2victory · 7 hours ago
YES
So much space for activities! 23 comments
tbag2victory · 7 hours ago
Well, all we would have to do is introduce ourselves and tell each other our favorite color and we wouldn't be strangers anymore lol and never mind, the offer WAS there, I retract it haha
title 3 comments
tbag2victory · 13 hours ago
The dream job
Respect your man 5 comments
tbag2victory · 14 hours ago
Well, if you see it as a whole rotten tree and not just the apple, tree types tend to group together, ya know, like birch and spruce forests and shit. So in theory, if you had a bad tree, and that tree had emerald ash bore, theres a good chance all the other trees have it too. Burn that whole forest to the ground. That being said, it would make you very sceptical of all trees in the future.
It's Quite True 3 comments
tbag2victory · 14 hours ago
Eh, it's just because you're not doing anything for her "down there". Some women are just as into sex as men are, but the issue is that some, if not most men can't give their women orgasms and their women become bored which in turn leads to the decline of sex and a rise in sour attitudes.
When you forget to turn off the flash 4 comments
tbag2victory · 14 hours ago
This one time in highschool, this kid took a picture of this chick without her knowing it and some how she ended up getting my number from someone and texted me about it thinking it was me, telling me to delete a picture that I didn't even have or take. Tried telling her i didn't take it, that it was some rando that i was walking next to on the way in from lunch and she still didn't believe me. I can honestly say I'm quite the dirty minded fellow but I'm not creepy. Especially not to the point of doing something like this, that whole situation still pops in my head randomly and I just get all like uuugggghhhhh.
This was my first ever story time on here. Thank you *male curtsey*
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Well. . I-I uh. 3 comments
tbag2victory · 14 hours ago
I'd love to help her out, but I wouldn't be able to
An avid history buff, Larry David took his daughter to every one of the Civil War 11 comments
tbag2victory · 14 hours ago
I'd show her my cannon. She'd also probably have this same exact expression towards it.
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So much space for activities! 23 comments
tbag2victory · 14 hours ago
Ahhh, you're a germaphobe. Well, the offer was subtly there, possibly even a returned favor as well but I see how it is lol
So much space for activities! 23 comments
tbag2victory · 1 day ago
The thing is, I'm not very confident, but I am sweet. A little lick or whatever wouldn't be considered cannibalism tisk tisk
Mad lad 5 comments
tbag2victory · 1 day ago
Some, not many women are actually quite pleasant to be around though. The ones that don't do this kind of blasphemy lol
Mad lad 5 comments
tbag2victory · 2 days ago
Don't date women like this and you won't run into that issue.
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So much space for activities! 23 comments
tbag2victory · 2 days ago
Yes, like dark humor haha. Also sweet, like your favorite treat. Don't take a taste though, because you might get hooked(;
So much space for activities! 23 comments
tbag2victory · 2 days ago
Do explain, and ill minded in the fact that I have a dirty mind and a twisted sense of humor, but my intentions are good. Lol
P.s. you're all good, I'm a patient guy.
Wonder if she stumbled upon some rolling stones as well 2 comments
tbag2victory · 2 days ago
Why her fingers look so... wide?
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Any fellow lego star wars fans on ? 8 comments
tbag2victory · 4 days ago
The Death Star was my favorite build back in the day
She's 6'6r.U // 197cm 20 comments
tbag2victory · 4 days ago
@bethorien boooooooooo
So much space for activities! 23 comments
tbag2victory · 5 days ago
About what? Lol I'm just an ill minded fellow with a good heart
She's 6'6r.U // 197cm 20 comments
tbag2victory · 5 days ago
Prove it, let's see what ya look like
No homo 10 comments
tbag2victory · 5 days ago
I need to see this marathon
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Words of wisdom 5 comments
tbag2victory · 5 days ago
Multiple nuts November
She's 6'6r.U // 197cm 20 comments
tbag2victory · 5 days ago
I'm 6'4" and all I seem to attract are the women averaging around 5'4". Like, can we bump it up to maybe 5'8"? That'd be nice
No homo 10 comments
tbag2victory · 5 days ago
Downvote but a big LOL
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