The dream job

Eh, it's just because you're not doing anything for her "down there". Some women are just as into sex as men are, but the issue is that some, if not most men can't give their women orgasms and their women become bored which in turn leads to the decline of sex and a rise in sour attitudes.

This one time in highschool, this kid took a picture of this chick without her knowing it and some how she ended up getting my number from someone and texted me about it thinking it was me, telling me to delete a picture that I didn't even have or take. Tried telling her i didn't take it, that it was some rando that i was walking next to on the way in from lunch and she still didn't believe me. I can honestly say I'm quite the dirty minded fellow but I'm not creepy. Especially not to the point of doing something like this, that whole situation still pops in my head randomly and I just get all like uuugggghhhhh.
This was my first ever story time on here. Thank you *male curtsey*

I'd show her my cannon. She'd also probably have this same exact expression towards it.

Don't date women like this and you won't run into that issue.

Why her fingers look so... wide?

The Death Star was my favorite build back in the day

Multiple nuts November