Get out a thesaurus

The internet will always be ruthless, start em young. Btw, all joking aside, I've received an invitation to trade contact info, I'm deeply concerned about that. There is literally no way what I've said here would make me remotely pleasing to talk to privately.

*Opens asshole instead in preparation for prison

The best part about banging twenty seven years olds is that there's twenty of them.
*police at my door*

Okay, I see what you mean if you're in person, timing and environment is important when trying to be funny. This is the internet, this site is not a person to person interaction until someone decides to chime in. Key word is "decides" if you don't like something or find it offensive, move on and decide to ignore it. Who cares if something on the internet hurt your feelings? Certainly not the person who posted the thing you're offended by. That's the beauty of it, you choose what you interact with on the internet, sometimes in person one doesn't have a choice depending on the situation they're in. You're going to see stuff or read something you don't like all the time on the web, you can't control what people do. Just like they can't control what you do.

Little kitty beans

I'm clearly not being serious but let me add to it. Old enough to pee, old enough for me