Things will get freaky, mark my words

Eh, not even close,

I like commitment, I just don't think marriage is a good thing, ya can't trust anyone anymore.

You don't wanna die married either

They never stop cumming, they probably won't either till I'm like 35 but I hope to have one come over that I actually don't want to leave by then

That's getting kind desperate there

Really? It's getting old to me. All they ever wanna do is come over and it's hard to get them to leave

This shower does. I also don't have curtains.

I love you

Instead of just giving you the money, I'll spend it on dinner and a movie for the same result how about?;)

I don't leave my rock, females come to my rock. It's a pretty sweet rock

I'm a shower, so if you'd like to see for yourself, hmu lol then we'll see if that is true or not

Agreed

Allow me to respect you this exact way @sunflowers

You high too? Lol

I gotta carry this choker around with me and tell hot girls to try it on

You just say "because I like me some butthole, no homo" that let's them know you're into ass but only female ass. Most even like a poke in the pooper every now and then, some just don't know it yet. That's why you ease into it. Cool girls will understand

Do it, I'll rate it 1-10 lol

Well that and you're strikingly beautiful, but you're welcome I guess.