My cat’s reaction when I pick him up

Vegetable

Cat hair and a vial of condensed anxiety

I walk like a drunk when I’m sober. I’d die.

Is it ok to harass orphaned, sibling-less children?

“Plusle always acts as a cheerleader for its partners. Whenever a teammate puts out a good effort in battle, this Pokémon shorts out its body to create the crackling noises of sparks to show its joy.” - Ruby Pokédex
He’s helping, ok. He’s doing his best.

“Don’t walk down the stairs with your hands in your pockets.” <—- this is a good tip. My front teeth are false because I didn’t do this.

I don’t think I’ve told a lie this week, I tend to be as honest as I can.

Because someone else does everything for them? Huh.

How far do you recon he could boot him?

My cat comes in my room, just to clean himself, as I’m going to sleep. He’s so damn loud, and I’m going to be reminded of this post from now on...

This is one of the most relatable things on this site.

Wear? Wear what? I need to know

Wouldn’t it be way cheaper to buy in bulk, from the seller?

Better hope for his hidden power to be water.
Edit: this is episode RR, so it can’t use primal reversion, so Harold can kick his ass with Leaf Blade.

It looks like they’re eating each other’s skin off