I swear if someone puts carrot in my salad

5 years ago by rosalinas · 1572 Likes · 10 comments · Popular

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aviva · 5 years ago · FIRST

BEETween you and me, Coles have made a salad point

mrfahrenheit · 5 years ago

Peas leave

aviva · 5 years ago

How root. Tuber d, I‘m staying

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flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

I'm going to fucking kale myself, Honestly I peel like choko-ing myself to death.

aviva · 5 years ago

Peas don‘t. You‘re a beautiful PEARson

mrfahrenheit · 5 years ago

I'm his twin, and so can accurately say that your statement is false

aviva · 5 years ago

I can‘t tell if you‘re joking or not

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funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

Kaled it.... lmao I'ma start using that anytime I hear a corny ass joke.

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acegalaxi · 5 years ago

For these puns, I do not carrot all.

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tcole3710 · 5 years ago

Vegetable

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