Brilliant!

Make sure to tip her!

Can I have him, please?

Looking at him makes my head spin!

Why do you call such a nice lady names?

Pure poetry.

So now the know Trump's role model.

I never know about the Versace Tamagotchi. I just had the regular one.

I think I found the 2016 birthday gift for all of my relatives who say they don't care about what they're getting!!

So unexpected but makes me laugh way too hard!!

And this is why I'm on FS just now...

Intens rain if it's even able to change your clothing!

Wow, excellent!

Pretty cold around the neck if you ask me!

Polite to women whom they did not marry*

Thank you.

This used to be one hot dog.

Start now, just in time for Easter.

Best oysters in Amsterdam!

How many years in between?

50% of the texts.

This year, I finally get to celebrate my actual wedding date!!!