texasranger

texasranger


I love the USA, the great state of Texas and funsubstance

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Google map reviews on Mt. Everest are hilarious. 7 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Any schmuck in physical shape can climb everest with a guide. Its mountains like K2 and Annapurna that kill nearly 50% of people that attempt them
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Google map reviews on Mt. Everest are hilarious. 7 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Some of those corpses are being used as helpful landmarks. Google green boots
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Smart boy 1 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
This is way funnier than it should have been
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Medusa: the original stoner 1 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Ya know yall i know hades gets abad rap but Athena has created some serious grade A monsters of her own.
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A special message to everyone here 8 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
But were told to do what makes us happy. Memes make me happy. Equations make me sad
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Get a Chip in your life 3 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Is that Joanna Gaines and her husband?
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A simple poster. A simple reminder.  19 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Consent is sexy yall
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Gamers feeling for games 18 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Legend of zelda windwaker
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Gimme a lap dance 2 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
I feel like that can just lead to a nasty pinch
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We've been lied to 8 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Bastards!!
Some things no one taught you 31 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
I work at a Barnes and Noble and couldn't agree more.
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Checkmate atheists 6 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Um theres a paint bucket thats why
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Back-door solution 2 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Maybe she wants to have a kid.
A cow escaped from a farm is adopted by a herd of bison in Poland 6 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
And before anybody asks. Yes they have Bison in Poland.
How many lies have you told this week? 31 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Depends on your outlook. Usually transgender folks just switch they dont become both. So them gender fluid folk have 69 lies.
How many lies have you told this week? 31 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
People lie to themselves more often than to others
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It could save U 13 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Uh flip it around then you got it
It could save U 13 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
I learned red on yellow kill a fellow red on black friend of jack
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Dog comforting a toddler 3 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
We dont deserve dogs
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She's a 5 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Ummmm im pretty sure its brick HOUSE cuz she mighty mighty letting it all hang out
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Jingle bells 3 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
And thats how you bust a nut ladies and gents
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What could be worse 27 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
The Associated Press said from polled Americans 56% are displeased with the direction the country is going.
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What could be worse 27 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Abraham Lincoln is still technically the moat controversial president in our history. Half the country up and left cuz of the guy. And im pretty sure LBJ was pretty hated towards the end of his presidency.
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This could have turned out horribly 9 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
How..... Did....she....not... NOTICE!!!! I swear yall imma have conniption
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These trivia signs are used in Australia to keep drivers alert on long and boring roads 14 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Im pretty sure its the great barrier reef