texasranger

texasranger


I love the USA, the great state of Texas and funsubstance

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It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you 8 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Oh wait the post is a joke... Yes im fun at parties
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It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you 8 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Every culture on earth has some type of vampiric or undead monster. Europe has vampires. Zombies arent European they have their origin in Vodoo. Which was imported to north america from african pagan religions.
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I n v a s I o n 3 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Or Ukraine right now
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Years of gaming has taught me there is a secret behind this wall in my hotel 9 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
In my yeara of watching movies has tought me there ia a body inside that wall
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Justice is served 4 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Someone dumped their trash on a road. They pulled a letter out of the trash pile got an address and dumped a bunch of trash there. I hope they got the right person.
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When my girlfriend tell me that she is going for one drink with "the girls" 3 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Those bitches freaked me out
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The Rock is a poetic genius 9 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
The rock speaks in the third person
Those legs 6 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Theresa May Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
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Dealing with westboro baptist church 10 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
The first kid knows more about God and Christianity than most of these "Christians"
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Dealing with westboro baptist church 10 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
You're not wrong. The Pharisees (jewish leaders) of the time pressured the Roman Governor of "Judea" Pontius Pilot. He was tried for treason as he claimed to be "King of the Jews" Jews where occupied by Rome so therefore a enemy of Rome. So basically the Pharisees said we dont like this guy hes committed blasphemy. Hey Rome this guy says hes king crucify him. Rome be like "ok whateves".
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Robin hood? 7 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Our favorite socialist!
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Hehe 12 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
The lifeguard at the olympics
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Disappearing marbles 12 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
What sorcery is this??
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Confirmed mad lad John Paul Jones 10 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
The father of the United States Navy was basically a pirate. Or used pirate tactics
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Didn't even flinch 5 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Skert
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The Neck Brothers 14 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Not the last two
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Ge this for your GF 5 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Replace Burger King with Whataburger and thats perfect here. Also wtf is rutters?
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Sign posted on the door of a Catholic high school for boys 17 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
If you forget your instrument sure. But making your mom bring it to school everyday so you can ride the bus. Its needless and spoiled. Also hes now 16 and my dad says hes having issues with independent problem solving. Not saying its over a bassoon but probably contributed.
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Didn't even flinch 5 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Half the time its a dominance display. But im NOT willing to test that
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Sign posted on the door of a Catholic high school for boys 17 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
My dad was just telling me about a student of his that would want to ride the bus with his friends but he didnt have room for his bassoon. So his mom drove it to the school every day.
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How to save candy on Halloween 23 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
She lives in Kansas in the 30s so im assuming thats racist
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Seriously girls 3 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
I saw bohemian rhapsody last night i loved it
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How to save candy on Halloween 23 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Those damn wyvern shamers wont let dragons be dragons. Dirty savages.
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There's hidden functionality in everything 7 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
We can pee standing up
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PolishMan to take on FloridaMan 5 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Poland: the florida of Europe. I introduce to you Florida mans cousin. Polish man
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