texasranger

texasranger


I love the USA, the great state of Texas and funsubstance

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Wired thought they could get away click-bait attacking Tolkein 8 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
There are several theories on the origin of orcs. The one used in the films was "they were elves once... Taken by the dark powers (morgoth) tortured and mutilated. Now perfected my fighting uruk hai" -Sarumon
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Say ahhll 11 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
What was your conclusion
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Say ahhll 11 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Thats ok you will get it some day.
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Say ahhll 11 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
It looks like good butt sex
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You've betrayed me 5 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Ok good i thought #8 didnt count
The only thing that can stop us is vietnamese farmers 10 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Were they what?
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Hello, beautiful 5 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
I see the value of learning to sail a masted ship. But given that we dont use masted ships in war would training on one be redundant
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You've betrayed me 5 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Are we ever gonna find out how the fuck maz got that sabre.
The only thing that can stop us is vietnamese farmers 10 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
We won every engagment but lost the war due to poor leadership and failed policies. The pentagon believed that if they killed enough people they could not only curb the Norths ability to continue but also destroy their will. What it did was destroy the american peoples will to continue and the north vietnamese knew that and would rather die than give up. Tactically we won every battle. But we wouldnt hold the ground like in korea or ww2. We would show up kill hundreds and leave and the NVA would bring in reinforcements to take the same damn hill that 30 marines just died to take.
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The only thing that can stop us is vietnamese farmers 10 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Ill kick your ass. Ill kick his ass. Ill kick everyones ass. Ill kick MY OWN ASS!!!
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I bet he doesn't kiss ya 5 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
One of these characters also didnt fight him...yet
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Oh wow 11 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
I cant type
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Oh wow 11 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Ive never seen such a plantant attempt to deceive the public. We all know russia is bigger than africa.
Edit: blatant
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buddies 23 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Hammer. Sickle. Ill wait
Yes we can! 6 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Would that be considered a new letter or does it just change the pronunciation like an accent. Any german speak care to confirm. Or Nordic or dutch yall have em too dont yall
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Split Texas, merge Texas again, call it Giga Texas 9 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Im 90% sure that WV split because of slave politics and representation of slave vs non in the US Government. Because there were slave states that didnt secceed. Maryland for example.
How do I reassert my dominance? 8 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
You could pull a Machiavelli but people look down on that sort of thing.
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Split Texas, merge Texas again, call it Giga Texas 9 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
So if they want to do it. north and south Dakota's legislatures have to agree on it. And the US Congress approve it and the Pres sign off on it? So difficult not impossible.
Kids from usa 2 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
But what if its a child in the US but wasnt MADE in the US. What if I made my child in say Colombia can I have the bag???
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Split Texas, merge Texas again, call it Giga Texas 9 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Im not sure about that cuz wasnt west virginia totally not a thing until the civil war or after I dont know.
Hats off to all the people who get it, including Moata 13 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
There are two kinds of guys that sleep with lots of women. "Studs" and "fuck boys" the difference lies in method and attitude.
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I really can't f**ken belive there's such heartless people out there 31 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
So in short. Pun intended. Internets fault.
Split Texas, merge Texas again, call it Giga Texas 9 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Dont mess with Texas. Besides if we split texas and put it back together. Wed just call it texas cuz we're too damn proud to change
I really can't f**ken belive there's such heartless people out there 31 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Get a tinder account you'll find some.
I really can't f**ken belive there's such heartless people out there 31 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Yeah i totally get that. Women almost get hostile to short guys for being short. I dont get it