texasranger

texasranger


I love the USA, the great state of Texas and funsubstance

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Tablecloths serve no practical purpose 8 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Our table is considered an heirloom so we take measures to protect it.
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Tablecloths serve no practical purpose 8 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
They do actually. If you have a really nice dinner table like my family does (its 100 yrs old). It helps preserve and protect the surface from damage like from knives, spilt wine and small children.
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Drunk on carbs 3 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Yeah my people!!
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The sad truth 8 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
You're still getting a gf this year
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Deep Blue, largest documented Great White. No way in HELL I would get in that water. 26 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Depends on what its well fed on...
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Hydra 7 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Still not a pocket knife technically. But who am i to judge.
Getting chased in Australia 5 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Those little guys are so freaking cool
Jungle stitches 2 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Thats so fucking metal. Hey cut yourself lets have the this insect bite the hell out your wound and then tear off the body leaving its jaws intact.
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The sad truth 8 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
If you look at your phone from the side its a close
I guess I know why I'm single now 3 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
I havnt had a relationship longer than a month for almost 2 yeara i think I've been cursed.
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Worth an arm and a leg 3 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
I'M UNDER 5'9 TAKE ME!
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Wired thought they could get away click-bait attacking Tolkein 8 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
There are several theories on the origin of orcs. The one used in the films was "they were elves once... Taken by the dark powers (morgoth) tortured and mutilated. Now perfected my fighting uruk hai" -Sarumon
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Say ahhll 11 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
What was your conclusion
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Say ahhll 11 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Thats ok you will get it some day.
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Say ahhll 11 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
It looks like good butt sex
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You've betrayed me 5 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Ok good i thought #8 didnt count
The only thing that can stop us is vietnamese farmers 10 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Were they what?
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Hello, beautiful 5 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
I see the value of learning to sail a masted ship. But given that we dont use masted ships in war would training on one be redundant
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You've betrayed me 5 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Are we ever gonna find out how the fuck maz got that sabre.
The only thing that can stop us is vietnamese farmers 10 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
We won every engagment but lost the war due to poor leadership and failed policies. The pentagon believed that if they killed enough people they could not only curb the Norths ability to continue but also destroy their will. What it did was destroy the american peoples will to continue and the north vietnamese knew that and would rather die than give up. Tactically we won every battle. But we wouldnt hold the ground like in korea or ww2. We would show up kill hundreds and leave and the NVA would bring in reinforcements to take the same damn hill that 30 marines just died to take.
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The only thing that can stop us is vietnamese farmers 10 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Ill kick your ass. Ill kick his ass. Ill kick everyones ass. Ill kick MY OWN ASS!!!
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I bet he doesn't kiss ya 5 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
One of these characters also didnt fight him...yet
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Oh wow 11 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
I cant type
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Oh wow 11 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Ive never seen such a plantant attempt to deceive the public. We all know russia is bigger than africa.
Edit: blatant
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buddies 23 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Hammer. Sickle. Ill wait