texasranger

texasranger


I love the USA, the great state of Texas and funsubstance

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Zero reasons 6 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Ummmm hold up there. They're coming out with a prequel series. If you wanna miss out on that be my guest.
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Of course this is real 2 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
If only women were this forward
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Down with the Rockefeller and Rothschild families 3 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Also the fact that the stamp act was really vague and could be easily abused. And taxing tea well thats just sinful. So we started drinking coffee instead.
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Not a dragon 14 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
My bet is that he'll tell her but then try to hide it from everyone else cuz he doesnt want to be king.
Nothing is impossible 10 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
They also have wicked dino claws
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Daily Dose of Prehistory: Back From Extinction 87 5 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Swiggity swooty
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Echidna tongue in action 8 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Freaky little thing
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Can't stop looking 2 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
2 days yall 2 fucking days...
Muricaaaa 6 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
But what if our government bombs a country we CAN point out on a map...before cnn actually tells us where it is.
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(Sedated) bear paw 3 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Living in the wild will do that. *smolder*
Captain America vs.....Lol oh cmon now 4 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Capitan Mexicano.
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Damn it Tyrone. 3 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Yeah thats how you get run over
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Hmmmmm 22 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Wow sexist much
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Hmmmmm 22 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Its rare for me to put someone in the "waste of space" category. Mostly because she takes up all that space.
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The Antarctic Scale Worm aka Golden Worm is a bizarre marine creature found in oceans 11 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Bitters from subnautica anyone??
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Happy thanksgiving I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 3 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Bitch you oughta. Theres pie and pie is a gift from god
We are all just prisoners here of our own device 4 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Now yall... What if stacy's mom is also jessies girl and they met at the Hotel California
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Private grouchy Reindeer 1 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Thats what ribbon racks are for mates
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If you do this or you're parents of people who do this you're trash 28 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
What about the poor bastards who have to clean up after you.
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Hey Funsubstance. That ad on the side is seven steps too far. I can't even clear it. 16 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Now i have kroger ads between comments. Id expect this from a porn site but seriously ive been on here since 2013. This is rediculous
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Hey Funsubstance. That ad on the side is seven steps too far. I can't even clear it. 16 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
I currently have a ad between every post
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Game face 4 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Its like when ash turns his hat around
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You have yeed your last meow 5 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Hat+smolder = Texan
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You have yeed your last meow 5 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Can confirm
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