texasranger

texasranger


I love the USA, the great state of Texas and funsubstance

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Plot twist 1 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
TECHNICALLY. The Japanese empire attacked first so....
OnLy OnE sWoRd? NeTfLiX f**KeD uP aGaIn! 3 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Yeah i work in a book store and when i try to sell the books to people theyre like "wait isnt that based on the game" and im like -.-
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The casting in this show for the serial killers is just incredible 4 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Nvr mind its mindhunter
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Love thy neighbor 15 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
I had no idea about the hebrew spelling kinda neat actually
Stranger goonies 1 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Its also a less fucked up version of IT.
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Love thy neighbor 15 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
I always thought Gods name in the OT was Yahweh.
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Nice pic 13 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
I wont its funny
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Nice pic 13 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
2 days later and I finally realise my typo.
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50 years ago today, this photo of Buzz Aldrin was taken by Neil Armstrong during the 2 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Damn these bots are WAAAAYYY behind on current events
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Love thy neighbor 15 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
I do believe I read that in Misinterpritations 16:44
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Change my mind 7 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Dont forget warfare and epic fight scenes!
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Facebook post wins dad joke of the day 2 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Dont approach the animals
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You learn something everyday 11 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
I thought Poseidon "seduced" her to get revenge on athena for winning over Athens favor. And athena cursed her. Or is that just the percy jackson version??
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Nice pic 13 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
I dont want to live on this planey anymore
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Playing on an european server 3 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Most people speak english but its "bad english" so the brit is correcting them and the russian sulks in the corner.
THEN!
one guy starts speaking german and all the other "english speakers" switch over to german.
The brit looks unimpressed and the russian continues to sulk.
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A man in California didn't literally cough up his lung, but he came pretty close 11 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Nah hes right its a freak blood clot.
Too bad none of us can relate 16 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
They do here to. Funny thing is is that we have hardly any farmers here (in my area) the rest are just hicks.
Confirmed, gay marriage cause video games 6 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
A practice as old as civilization
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What would you do??? 43 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Ba dum dum tss
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Confirmed, gay marriage cause video games 6 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Speech writer: ok Debora we gotta get you reelected
Debora:k great
Speech writer: all we have to do is energize your base and blame mass shootings on all the things they hate and theyll love you
Debora: ok great what do boomers hate?
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It will be weird if these three fight over imaginary sale on phone again 4 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
That plus good lighting and fashion choice
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Did y'all see the bike? 2 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
What pretentious bitch uses a parking space for a bike.
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Interesting 4 comments
texasranger · 5 years ago
Ok here goes.... Whats trap hentai?*winces*