If you live in a Disney movie, then everyone can find true love, even if you are a firefly, a robot, or evil queen

Getting chased by a dog is once of my most vivid childhood memory...
Its bite isn't that hurt, though. And it was fun getting it pissed.

Trump did the same thing
Look where he is now.

Once is an accident
Twice is a coincident
Thrice, Maybe someone is trying to murder you

spoiler: He die in the end

you have 2 small hope now

Plug in a router & make your wife a wifi hotspot

Skip 1. = abortion
Skip 2. = sad story
Skip 3. = immortal
1 & 2 happened in real life
3 not
-> Can't have Life without Death

obviously her hubby shrink their kids again & she has enough of this shit

It's really interesting
I always assume that the earth only rise up & down creating mountants & valleys
But it's actually doing a flip
Like somewhere on earth, there is actually a mountant doing an 180 flip over the span of million year
Or maybe a 360 even

Remind me of animorphs
The aliens go nuts over earth's food

They don't "find" the broken one.
They just install the new one & leave the broken one hanging in there.
Over time, they accumulate hence what you're seeing

Next: The quick way to wear a tied tie

Honey! We're having bird stew tonight.

Reverse Centaurs is Minotaur's brother

"or what left of it"
"and no, it's not my fetish"

A lot of things can lead to suffering
Even breath can be suffering sometime

The witch hunt is created by the church but nobody says religion make pp violent

Is he a giant or does he have size-complex?