stop TRYING to be a smartass.

can't that give it cancer?

Why?

I did this to my family once. It's been months and there are still some they haven't found. Now I wait

I think you might find this shocking but...I hate Taylor Swift because I think her music is bad.

El Diablo!

It looks sort of more like nightwing...or maybe robin from 'batman and robin'

also, how do you drive to an island?

i aint even mad

I live in Australia so if these still existed I would not be alive today. Australia would be a crater

First one: Lions, because they're all dead. Second: No idea. Third one: The woman took a photo of her husband and held the photo underwater in a dark room to develop the photo. Fourth one: The maid was arrested because mail is not delivered on Sunday.

I love John Malkovich

I think my dad has that

I tried so hard and got so far, but in the slut it doesn't even matter

Except humanity would destroy the forest and build hotels and houses and shit

I want to live in that universe

This is incredibly weird but not at all surprising

That's no manhole cover. That is a secret entrance to the meeting room of an ancient secret society trying to gain or maintain power in Germany

In Australia it's released on the 23rd of April. Aussie, Aussie ,Aussie! Oi, Oi, Oi!

Then everyone feels weird after seeing poison ivy

neither. It's captain america

Woah! They have red velvet oreos! WHAAAAAT?

Like elves

nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

I know what post hoc ergo propter hoc means. Philosophy class is paying off!