You gonna take this shit @cakelover

I love reading through the comments with a cold milkshake

I tried putting a colar on him and he freaked

-_-

There was more than 4 people doing it though

You got yourself into this joke

Threw it in the back garden for the birds to get

It'll be the only thing left after they all die in a house fire

I mean he could have a teleporter

I seen the cat in their window and when I got home my cat was on my bed sleeping

Touché

Turns out the have a cat that looks exactly like mine

Hes a wee shit

I was walking my dog past their house and I seen a cat that I was 90% sure was my cat in their bedroom window

Is that a hint that you want us to eat you?

I mean who wouldn't want an atomic bomb