I thought he was a sex ed teacher at first

this is hilarious :)

I'm out

I love this

No one will steal it then. I sometimes hide money in my bra if im concerned about theft

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Mama didn't raise no fool

i had a dog when i was younger. He was a little chihuahua. Then one day he went to live with my great grandfather. I would visit him when my parents would take me. Eventually he died, but no one would tell me how or when

I dont even get a chance to explain. They'll cut me off everytime i try to say something, then say how their opinion is final and why they are always right.

A+ title

Im done

Raven is my favorite teen titan

Watching Gravity Falls be like

Are you there God, it's me, Margaret

The allele for having 6 fingers is actually dominant to the allele for having 5 fingers.

the only thing missing is a red-haired mermaid on the rock

I smell allergies

on pointe. whoever did this is amazing