Earlier this year, i and some friends went to the movies for our mutual friend's birthday. We had time to kill so a few of use walked to the mall in the same shopping center. It was freezing cold out, so i naturally bought a Chic fil a milk shake while everyone else bought Chipotle in the food court. The movie was about to start, so we had to get our food into the theater without anyone noticing. My friends had smartly brought string bags, whereas i did not. I had to hide my shake in my coat and pretend to be shivering as we went inside so I wouldnt look Napoleon-weird with my hand in my coat. And that is the story of how me and some friends snuggled in affordable food that everyone in the theater was envious of.

I love your posts! All the animals are so adorable and happy and seeing them everyday makes me smile

I thought he was a sex ed teacher at first

this is hilarious :)

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I love this

No one will steal it then. I sometimes hide money in my bra if im concerned about theft

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Mama didn't raise no fool

i had a dog when i was younger. He was a little chihuahua. Then one day he went to live with my great grandfather. I would visit him when my parents would take me. Eventually he died, but no one would tell me how or when

I dont even get a chance to explain. They'll cut me off everytime i try to say something, then say how their opinion is final and why they are always right.

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Im done

Raven is my favorite teen titan

Watching Gravity Falls be like

Are you there God, it's me, Margaret

The allele for having 6 fingers is actually dominant to the allele for having 5 fingers.

the only thing missing is a red-haired mermaid on the rock

I smell allergies